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    A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.

    Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
    The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

    belle-morningstar:

    Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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     but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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    so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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    it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

    Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

    keepfitstayfab:

    1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
    2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
    3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
    4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

    that’s damn good advice

    (Source: crystalground)

    stripforharry:

    soolooxcoopter:

    obesealpaca:

    When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

    Those fries could be salted with tears

    So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

    there are two kinds of people

    (Source: dogs420)


    harrysbear:

    the heat wave in Australia last week 

    (Source: hipsterpls)

    timelordassbutt-from221b:

    jumpushfall:

    grapefruitshampoo:

    I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

    and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

    do you feel me?

    i taste you

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    ddowney:

    marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

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    that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

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    do you see that fabric?

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    do you see that fluffy pillow?

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    do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

    no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

    (Source: ianbboner)